Chapter 5 It's time for class!
Chapter 5 It's time for class!
On a new afternoon, Hu Xiaoyu carried a black plastic bag toward the faculty and staff building.
Walking into Gu Xixia's office, looking at the empty room, Hu Xiaoyu placed the bag on her desk and said speechlessly.
Did I tell you you got your period today when you left home this morning?
"I've already said it, why won't you bring it?"
Listening to Hu Xiaoyu's complaints, Gu Xixia glanced at him, grabbed a pack of sanitary napkins, and went to the bathroom.
A few minutes later, Gu Xixia returned to her office.
"I brought it."
"Did you bring it?"
"large."
"Alright..."
Hu Xiaoyu took her cup, poured her a glass of warm water, and was about to turn and leave when he heard Gu Xixia suddenly speak.
Have you ever experienced menstrual bleeding?
"???"
This time, Hu Xiaoyu really couldn't hold back anymore. He went up to her and slapped her on the head.
"Do you want to hear what you're saying?!"
"curious..."
Pointing at Gu Xixia with a look of disappointment and frustration, Hu Xiaoyu poked her head, causing her to shake it for a moment before turning around and leaving.
Gu Xixia knew she had said the wrong thing, so she could only squint her eyes and accept it fearfully.
It's fortunate that I've grown up, otherwise I would have been slapped again.
Stepping into the outer corridor, Hu Xiaoyu sighed in exasperation.
You're insane! What kind of decent zombie would eat that stuff? How disgusting!
That stuff tastes completely different from normal blood, okay? Ordinary people can't tell the difference.
But as a zombie, it was still easy to tell that the thing had a faint smell of decay.
That stuff isn't much different from pus and blood in some ways; it's bad luck!
Hu Xiaoyu had originally planned to wait for her to leave work together, but she had lost the mood for it.
This little brat is becoming more and more disrespectful to her elders!
In the office, Gu Xixia recalled Hu Xiaoyu's furious expression, and a smile appeared on her lips.
Finally, I saw a different expression on his face besides the helplessness of an elder.
Although he still carries the strong air of an elder, he is better than before.
He opened Flash News and placed his slender fingers on the computer keyboard.
"When you used to sleep with women, you couldn't help but bite them?"
Why are you asking this?
"I'm planning to write a novel about zombies, and I'd like to ask you for inspiration."
As Hu Xiaoyu walked down the street, he frowned.
This is, after all, a private matter, and it's very difficult to discuss such a private matter with a junior.
but...
"Pretty much. During the process, I can't help but have the urge to bite people, and in the end, they often end up falling into a coma."
Gu Xixia looked at the message, her narrow eyes behind her glasses pausing in thought for a moment.
"Was it caused by blood loss, or did you use too much force?"
"..."
"You little rascal, you're so curious.jpg"
Gu Xixia's lips curled up slightly. Thinking back, she realized that she had never asked him about zombies when she was a child.
More often than not, she saw him as a somewhat strange older brother with immense strength.
As for uncles and elders, there aren't any, never have been.
Her face is so delicate, I can't get into the role at all.
With her finger on the voice input button, Gu Xixia cleared her throat.
"Say it~!"
A voice message with a hint of coquetry came through, and Hu Xiaoyu sighed helplessly.
It's really not easy at all...
"How would I know? I was busy waking up those women afterwards, I didn't have time to pay attention to this."
"But... I think they all have them..."
Recalling all the things he had done with those brothel girls or women who had affairs, Hu Xiaoyu scratched his head.
Looking back now, it's very likely that it really was related to my own efforts.
After all, those beautiful mature women who have given birth don't seem to faint; they're just confused because of the mind-altering waves they've evolved.
Some exceptionally gifted individuals, after prolonged periods of hunger, can even reverse their own destiny and manipulate themselves.
The human body is truly a wondrous thing...
However, Hu Xiaoyu would definitely not tell Gu Xixia any of this, let alone tell a junior about how he slept with a woman, especially a young girl.
Is this even possible?!
"Did bestiality outweigh humanity back then?"
"There should be some truth to that. According to modern anthropology, the intertwining of two desires caused reason to temporarily go off track."
"During the incident, did it kill anyone?"
"..."
"That means it was bitten to death."
Sitting on a flower bed by the roadside, Hu Xiaoyu sighed.
Of course, it has killed people before; or rather, it was precisely because it killed people before that it evolved the mind-controlling wave...
"Did they die a painful death?"
Hu Xiaoyu scratched his hair, and after a long while, he reluctantly started typing.
"Definitely. Before I evolved the Bewitching Wave, sucking blood was like raw, untamed flesh. How many people could withstand that..."
"Does it hurt a lot?"
"Otherwise, what if two five-millimeter-diameter things were driven straight into his neck? And if things got too excited, they might even bite off a piece of flesh. What do you think...?"
"That's terrifying..."
"Then why would ancient zombies be chased and killed like mad dogs? It's because they were just too wicked..."
Have you encountered any other zombies?
"Yeah, I've killed a few, or rather, eaten a few."
In front of the computer, Gu Xixia's eyes widened slightly.
"Cannibalism?"
"It wasn't cannibalism; I just drained their life essence. Besides, those guys weren't very rational, they were ugly as hell, disgusting and terrifying, completely different from me!"
"Yeah, you are very handsome."
"Right?"
"So, how does it feel?"
"It's awful, so awful. It smells terrible and is so unpleasant. If I accidentally get even a little bit of rotten flesh in my mouth, I'll feel nauseous for days..."
"How's the energy level?"
Hu Xiaoyu scratched his head; Gu Xixia's question brought back distant memories.
"The energy is abundant, especially the yin energy, which is very plentiful."
"Speaking of which, I used to hunt zombies for a period of time specifically to obtain this energy."
"They even went so far as to create zombies..."
Gu Xixia paused for a moment, then quickly started typing.
"Infect?"
"No, I don't have the ability to infect others. I learned it from a wicked Taoist priest I killed."
Can other zombies also infect it?
"There are a few chances, but the probability is very low, and the things that infect them are not really zombies, but more like zombies."
"so..."
"You should go to class!"
I glanced at the time and realized it was indeed time for class.
Gu Xixia hurriedly grabbed her notebook and ran outside, her high heels clicking as she made her way to the classroom for the next class.
After finishing his course and returning home, Hu Xiaoyu was sitting in front of the TV playing Photoshop.
"I suddenly realized that you have many stories to tell."
"Having lived for so many years, wouldn't it be strange if I didn't have some stories to tell?"
Tell me about it.
"Get lost."
"Tell me!"
"Don't make me hit you. If I don't see your novel before we move to the new house, you'll see what I do to you..."
Gu Xixia rolled her eyes slightly. "Still acting like an elder? Annoying!"
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